Milkman receives MBE from Queen dressed as a cow

Mr Fowler arrived wearing a dark suit with white patches sewn on to its front and back, and much of the sleeves covered in white material, in tribute to his favourite animal – the Friesian cow.
51-year-old Mr Fowler also wore a dark tie covered with cows.
The milkman was awarded the MBE for services to the people in and around the Leicestershire town of Melton Mowbray, where he not only delivers milk, but acts as the eyes and ears of the police and helps vulnerable residents on his rounds.

He said: ‘It’s very humbling to be here and a privilege and I regard this MBE as something for all milkmen. Normally they are quiet people – if they do something they don’t want to be recognised – so this is for all of them.’
We will now do some puns.
It is not known if the Queen was amoosed by Mr Fowler’s clothing. Maybe more traditionalist people would think that it was an udder disgrace. We hope he doesn’t have MBSE. He’ll be milking that story for years.
We bet he went out and got slaughtered afterwards.


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    Ammara said,

    i do the like puns (:

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